tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Fails (Part 1) [x]

Previously: Goat GIFs

spazztrick:

I just love this band so much and after so long, they still make me emotional like this. I do a lot for them and I adore them to the ends of the earth and they do these little things on top of their music and love for us and make me cry and remember why they are my band.

Fall Out Boy is my band. They always have been my band. And they always will be. Fuck, I love you guys. So fucking much. 

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pxtewentz:

'One year later. How do we assess where we are?'

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flyers-orange-is-the-new-black:

drag0nz0rd:

0liii:

wasted—kitten:

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"


I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds

My bunny does this every morning in her cage

My bunny was doing this and crashed into my fucking face

flyers-orange-is-the-new-black:

drag0nz0rd:

0liii:

wasted—kitten:

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."

"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds

My bunny does this every morning in her cage

My bunny was doing this and crashed into my fucking face

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"Kids, there are two big days in any love story, the day you meet the girl of your dreams; and the day you marry her."

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cndycrn:

deer visits cat every morning since it was a kitten

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pahnem:

vua2:

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

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captainthomasgregson:

endless list of favourite films - Mallrats

↳ One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat. And I says to him, “Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don’t you knock it off?” And he said to me, “Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?” My cousin was a weird guy.

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Fall Out Boy – Thanks for the Memories (Vocals Only) (1,410,187 plays)

hemmoslips:

homesickonhigh:

slavetomanyfandoms:

baron-connectfour-the-third:

Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?

Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical. 

the harmonies oh m gy g od

eargasm literal eargasm

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nostalgic4disaster:

more

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baby!Patrick in My Heart Will Always Be The B-side To My Tongue

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If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

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sextnoise:

following back tons!

sextnoise:

following back tons!

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